I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
they need to just BURY HIM!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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