Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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