these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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