So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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