Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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