your thong is hanging out like whoa
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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