He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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