I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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