she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
