Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just found puke in my bra..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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