so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Randomize
