If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Floor bacon is actually really good
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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