Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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