He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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