I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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