so explain again why im purple
no
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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