okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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