They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
