Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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