Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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