Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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