last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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