This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
cat food counts as protein by the way
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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