Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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