I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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