"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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