My brain says no but my pants say off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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