I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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