i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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