It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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