I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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