After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
