I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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