Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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