Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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