You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
