i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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