Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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