I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You may now shotgun with the bride
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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