Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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