So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
