Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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