it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
