He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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