Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's shark week go big or go home
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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