On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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