so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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