So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
