Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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