Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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