Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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