The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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