i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
