so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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