I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well I just put wine in my tea
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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